DAWR(1) EXTREME RECOVERING DARW(1)
NAME
darw - de.alt.recovery.webauthor
SYNOPSIS
darw [options [-o ATTRIBUTES]] [victim] [expire] [alcohol]
COPYRIGHT
darw is Copyright (C) 936-2036 by de.alt.recovery.webauthor
DESCRIPTION
darw is a human-compatible resource of joy. It parses the
harmful pain of stressed webauthors and sends back all virtual
drugs they need for recovery.
Beside the a.m. people, noone is authorised to read/post in safe
mode. Multimedia-featuring webdesigners are allowed to be deleted
at any time without rfd, rfv or announcing of reasons.
darw requires a full rfc-compliant newsclient and a stable
psychical constitution.
OVERWIEV
See charta
--victim (Name|EMAIL)
Automatically flames webdesigner specified by attribute.
Enables -r
--alcohol percentage
Stops posting to darw when value of percentage is reached.
Forwards all postings to dag°.
WARNING: percentage means part of blood in alcohol,
not alcohol in blood!
--verbose
ignored
--help
ignored
--killone eMail
flashes webdesigner mentioned in eMail. By lightning.
On the WC. In reality. Finally.
Sorry, no chance to combine with --killall. My lawyer resists.
Write and compile it for yourself, but don't blame me.
--killall file
Starts a final flame war to all posters not mentioned in file.
By default, files of --killall and -K are the same.
Use different filenames to avoid an unnecessarily quantity
of blood <shudder />. Sorry, no chance to combine with --killone.
--expire
Trap-Option for MCSEs fighting to get out of --oe or any
other traps. Ignored.
OPTIONS
The full set of options is never posted in darw.
-r This option enables recursive recovery. Using the experiencies
of dciwam, it produces an uncommunicative posting-loop between a
victim (i.e. webdesigner) and webauthor. Only avaliable in
combination with --victim.
-S This option enables Steffi mode. Any request for statistics will be
answered by <$tremendous_big_number> of numbers. No sorting option
available. In several other cases postings will be answered in a way,
which might be incompatible to -a.
WARNING! Combination of -S and -a might be recursive
and might cause serious damage in fluence of information.
-B This option enables Bjoern mode. Any posting will be answered
by one word. In case of flood it might increase up to 5 words.
If there are no postings, flood is too high.
-K file
Konni mode. No posting will be sent. An alert messages will be send
to kitchen@roterochs.de to increase production of food.
An announcement will be send to <list_of_comrades> listed in file.
Recovery will be continued at roterochs.de. At these meetings
the options not mentioned here will be discussed <evil laughter />.
If (len(file) => 20), a second alert message will be send to
brewery@forchheim.de to ensure sufficient quantity.
-O Olaf mode. Produces relative arguments to be added to an
absolute statement.
-L Lars mode. Adds vegetables to footer or signature.
-R Rainer mode. Pipes postings to baldrian filter[tm].
-I Sebastian mode. All postings are posted invisible.
-a This option changes defaults to values according to the age
of the original poster. It will optimize the text of the reply.
Possible values: >16.
Values <18 combined with -B are possible since 2000.
Values <18 will replace <censored> and other <censored>
<censored> with less dangerous <censored>.
WARNING! Combination of -a and -S might be recursive and
might cause serious damage in fluence of information.
-p "Physical Contact Mode". It was announced to be tested by
Michael and Steffi, but no result was reported. There might be no
output or it might be useful to add an attribute position.
Join the CVS!
-v ignored
-h ignored
-t Changes characterset declaration to values unreadable by OE.
-o --attribute[s]
These option, followed by attributes, activates automatic
handling of postings.
--info Poster asks !recovery questions about
html-authoring. Posting will be f'uped to dciwam.
--error Error mode. Poster is no webauthor or
i.e. wants his data back without
restore. Posting will be answered by mailing
the charta.
--nooe "Bandwidth Rescue Mode". Automatically deletes
all postings generated by OE.
--noframe Automatically drops all postings with
"Frame(s)" in topic.
--nojava Automatically drops all postings with
"Java(script)" in topic.
--noflash Automatically drops all postings with
"Flash" in topic.
--nosound Automatically drops all postings with
"Background"+"Sound" in topic.
--nothing Combination of --noframe, --nojava,
--noflash, --nosound, --nooe
DEFAULTS
All options are activated. Please ensure that you are sitting
in your refuge at Brasil or India or so before using
--killone.
TODO
- porting to dciwam
- hanging M$ higher
- deleting all NN4.x
- testing -p by myself
FILES
Not documented. Use find to find them.
SEE ALSO
dciwam(1), sex(6), baby(6), man(1)
BUGS
No bugs documented so far. Donīt hesitate to send bugreports to
devnull@darw.de.
HISTORY
darw was founded in 2002 after heavy fight in daa.
CREDITS
Congratulations to Dominik
Nice dreams to Harald
DISCLAIMER
I have with nothing what at hat.